A few weeks ago, driving across a bridge, down by the water’s edge, I saw birds in large groups rallied against the rain as if they had been told to stand there, segregated like lines at the airport. A screech of gulls, a muster of crows and tucked behind a dune, a contradiction of sandpipers. I scrambled down the bank, disturbing a wisp of snipe which scuttled off towards the ocean past the cormorants drying their wings on the rocks. Larks twittered in exaltation and, when I turned, all the birds were looking at me. A large goose waddled up and spoke: ‘What’s the collective noun for humans then?’ A pause, then they all started laughing, flapping, filling the sky. I sat down on the grass. ‘ A virus,’ I said and the wind set off to spread the word. --- Ewan is the Artistic Director of DHK. A charity that puts artists, clowns, and musicians in children’s hospital wards. He lives in Denmark, which is much smaller and flatter than everyone thinks. For the last two years he h